You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Krusty nut
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Siu!!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
