Worst Jokes Ever
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!