Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.