Worst Jokes Ever

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

What's ALS?

Imagine. Kobe could not.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.