Worst Jokes Ever
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Look at my name and you'll see.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Big Chungus.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Puss.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.