Worst Jokes Ever
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.