"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
bals
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
