Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Slay.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.