Worst Jokes Ever
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Imagine.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Moment and I
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!