Worst Jokes Ever
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Eat this, peppe.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.