Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
