Make America Great Britain again!
Worst Jokes Ever
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Blue Takis?
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
