Worst Jokes Ever
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I found your parent!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.