Worst Jokes Ever
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt know where home is.
Cocomelon.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I only trust people that like big butts.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.