Worst Jokes Ever
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!