Worst Jokes Ever
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.