Worst Jokes Ever
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Walter White.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
2 times 4 equals 18?
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.