Worst Jokes Ever

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

I like moldy food.

"Never gonna give you up."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."

Why was the computer late for work?

He had a hard drive.

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”