Worst Jokes Ever
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.