Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I love Mekhi!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Germany is the best!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.