I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Worst Jokes Ever
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Priests are priests.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
