Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."