Worst Jokes Ever
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.