Worst Jokes Ever
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I rate you a 9/11.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?