Worst Jokes Ever

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?

Carlos.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Billy Bob like pineapple.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Ligma

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

Because he has holes in his feet.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.