Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Worst Jokes Ever
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
