Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"