An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Worst Jokes Ever
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Run, bestie, run!
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
