Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
My mom left me at a very young age.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
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