Worst Jokes Ever
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?