Worst Jokes Ever
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.