Worst Jokes Ever
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.