Worst Jokes Ever

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim!

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

You are so ugly my man died.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

Why is the rum gone?