Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I found your parent!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.