NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
