Worst Jokes Ever
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
"We are Number one."
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"