Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
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She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
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The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.