I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
