I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
"Me fa so?"
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Pls send.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
