Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.