Worst Jokes Ever
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
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What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.