When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you adopt your dog?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
