Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.