Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.