Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Worst Jokes Ever
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Draw deez nuts.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
