What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Ballz!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
