Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Spell "I cup."
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)