I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
