Worst Jokes Ever
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What color is your Bugatti?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!