What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Nessie is dying.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
A B C deez nuts!
