Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.