Worst Jokes Ever
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
F in orphan means family.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
#RIPBOZO
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.