Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Worst Jokes Ever
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
You're just big and good.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Putin's Brain:
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
