Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Ohio.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.