Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.