Worst Jokes Ever
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Queen
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.