Worst Jokes Ever
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!