Worst Jokes Ever
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Trump did 1/6.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
It was 9/10.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
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