Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
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Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
