Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
Worst Jokes Ever
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
