Worst Jokes Ever
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
My foot itches.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".