Worst Jokes Ever
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!