Worst Jokes Ever
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.