Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Worst Jokes Ever
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
