Worst Jokes Ever
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!