Worst Jokes Ever
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.