Worst Jokes Ever

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!