Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.