Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What age is served for breakfast?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^