What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Worst Jokes Ever
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"ScoobyDoo"
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"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
