Worst Jokes Ever

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know home base.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!

I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.