Worst Jokes Ever
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
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Spread the cat gun.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.