What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Worst Jokes Ever
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
