Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Fart a lot.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣