How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Worst Jokes Ever
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
I like your mom naked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
