Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
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Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
