Worst Jokes Ever
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Like if I am emo.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.