Worst Jokes Ever
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
There was a guy called John.
RIP Harambe.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.