Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
2+2=🐟
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
