Worst Jokes Ever
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Love you baby :^
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.