You suck.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
