Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.