Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
