Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
bals
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."