Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
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So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
9/11
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Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.