Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Follow me.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.