Worst Jokes Ever
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?