Worst Jokes Ever
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These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I killed a man in '94.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.