So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Worst Jokes Ever
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
"We are Number one."
