Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
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