Worst Jokes Ever
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.