Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.