Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Worst Jokes Ever
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Can I get a HOYA?
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
